Are You a Russian Agent? Take the Test
Election season in the U.S. is witch hunt season, and the White House is determined to burn some 'witches' -- anyone arbitrarily deemed a 'Russian agent'. Might you be one?
With less than two months until the U.S. presidential election on Nov 5, the ruling Party in the White House is stepping up its witch hunt for ‘Russian agents’ who toil around-the-clock on behalf of the Kremlin and its ‘candidate’, Donald Trump, who seek to subvert U.S. ‘democracy’ and inflict havoc on our trembling nation.
Last week, the U.S. government’s so-called ‘Justice Department’ unveiled official accusations against a number of Russian media companies whose content are deemed a threat to national security. (The Truth is indeed dangerous to those in power in Washington DC).
Singled out as the main threat to U.S. ‘democracy’ is the Moscow media company, RT, which for over a decade has been the bogeyman stalking the nightmares of the American ruling class.
Also, last week Dmitri Simes, an American citizen and a leading U.S. foreign policy expert, was officially accused of acting as a Russian agent and violating sanctions. His house in Virginia was ransacked by the Gestapo FBI and valuable art works were stolen. What was Simes’ crime? He hosts a talk show in Moscow where global affairs and U.S. foreign policy are discussed freely, without censorship. Dangerous!
This follows the Gestapo FBI ransacking Scott Ritter’s house in New York State on Aug 7 as payback for his criticizing U.S. foreign policy and calling for friendship with Russia and other dangerous ideas. An investigation is ongoing, and focuses on Ritter’s recent travel to Russia and allegedly serving the Kremlin for the $300 he received while writing articles for RT.
How fortunate for us Americans that the White House is vigilant, protecting us from dangerous information, saving us the anguish of thinking for ourselves. Today’s ‘progressives’ certainly know better than those ‘far-right’ Founding Fathers who were obsessed with extremist notions of “freedom of speech” and “freedom of the press”.
Those devious Russians are so sneaky that they can seize control of your mind and turn you into one of their agents without you ever suspecting a thing. The minds of most Americans are fragile — for example, one witty meme on social media planted by Russian agents can turn many of us into Kremlin bots.
Apparently, President Putin is building an army of Kremlin stooges inside the Land of the Free, and it could soon be marching across the American heartland to the sound of balalaika music, dancing the kazachok, vodka bottles in hand and calling for world peace. What horror!
Therefore, to lend a hand to the Gestapo FBI, I’ve compiled a Russian Agent Test. Take it and see whose side you’re on in this epic battle between Good and Evil.
Do you want world peace?
Are you against nuclear war?
Do you think it’s wrong to dominate other countries, steal their natural resources and carpet bomb them into submission?
Do you think friendship with Russia is in the interests of the American people?
Do you believe in justice and freedom for the people of Donbass?
Do you think that Ukraine is a dangerous totalitarian state?
Are you against sending more weapons and cash to Zelensky’s corrupt regime?
Do you think Russians are human and have human rights?
Do you believe in Freedom of Speech?
Do you believe in Freedom of the Press?
Are you capable of thinking for yourself?
Have you ever read or watched RT content or any Russian media?
Do you like memes that mock Biden, Clinton, Harris, or Obama, and then share them with friends?
If you answered “Yes” to even one of these questions, then certainly you’re a ‘Russian agent.’ And you’re likely to be a person of interest to the Gestapo FBI.
Remember — the most important task before the American nation is to ‘protect our democracy’, and this demands zero tolerance toward anyone who thinks freely and critically. We will save ‘Democracy’ by seeking out and mercilessly destroying anyone who disagrees with our ruling class.
Excellent writing. 'Loved it. I am certainly a Russian agent!
Do we get extra points for warning that the anti-Russian sanctions would boomerang hard? :D I mean, we kept hearing that this is dangerous Russian propaganda and look at poor Germany now...